Kimonophobic (censored) jiu jitsu rash guard short sleeve
For the Softies Who Can’t Handle the Truth
So, you want to troll your gi-loving coach but need to dial it back a little? This censored version of the rash guard is for those who want to show some love for no-gi, but maybe, just maybe, aren't ready to fully embrace the savage truth. Featuring a more “tasteful” version of the original design, it’s perfect for those who are a little too sensitive for the real deal but still want to subtly mock the old school gi culture.
Key Features:
Premium Anti-odor Fabric: Smell fresh while pretending to care about gi culture (but we all know you’re just waiting for no-gi class).
Full Range of Motion: Because you still need to move, even if you're softening the blow for your gi-obsessed coach.
Moisture-Wicking Technology: Keep it cool while you hold back the full force of your no-gi love.
Durable & Flexible: Just like your "I'm not that hardcore" attitude, this rash guard can handle a lot—just not everything.
Censored Graphic Design: A toned-down version for those who want to troll, but don’t have the guts to go all in. You'll be almost the talk of the mat.
Wear this if you want to pretend you're tough but aren't quite ready for the full no-gi experience. For the rest of us, well... we’ll keep rocking the uncensored version.
For the Softies Who Can’t Handle the Truth
So, you want to troll your gi-loving coach but need to dial it back a little? This censored version of the rash guard is for those who want to show some love for no-gi, but maybe, just maybe, aren't ready to fully embrace the savage truth. Featuring a more “tasteful” version of the original design, it’s perfect for those who are a little too sensitive for the real deal but still want to subtly mock the old school gi culture.
Key Features:
Premium Anti-odor Fabric: Smell fresh while pretending to care about gi culture (but we all know you’re just waiting for no-gi class).
Full Range of Motion: Because you still need to move, even if you're softening the blow for your gi-obsessed coach.
Moisture-Wicking Technology: Keep it cool while you hold back the full force of your no-gi love.
Durable & Flexible: Just like your "I'm not that hardcore" attitude, this rash guard can handle a lot—just not everything.
Censored Graphic Design: A toned-down version for those who want to troll, but don’t have the guts to go all in. You'll be almost the talk of the mat.
Wear this if you want to pretend you're tough but aren't quite ready for the full no-gi experience. For the rest of us, well... we’ll keep rocking the uncensored version.
For the Softies Who Can’t Handle the Truth
So, you want to troll your gi-loving coach but need to dial it back a little? This censored version of the rash guard is for those who want to show some love for no-gi, but maybe, just maybe, aren't ready to fully embrace the savage truth. Featuring a more “tasteful” version of the original design, it’s perfect for those who are a little too sensitive for the real deal but still want to subtly mock the old school gi culture.
Key Features:
Premium Anti-odor Fabric: Smell fresh while pretending to care about gi culture (but we all know you’re just waiting for no-gi class).
Full Range of Motion: Because you still need to move, even if you're softening the blow for your gi-obsessed coach.
Moisture-Wicking Technology: Keep it cool while you hold back the full force of your no-gi love.
Durable & Flexible: Just like your "I'm not that hardcore" attitude, this rash guard can handle a lot—just not everything.
Censored Graphic Design: A toned-down version for those who want to troll, but don’t have the guts to go all in. You'll be almost the talk of the mat.
Wear this if you want to pretend you're tough but aren't quite ready for the full no-gi experience. For the rest of us, well... we’ll keep rocking the uncensored version.